Ian's loves dangerous cobra/chainsaw sex, if they smoke they poke, Sporklifts are absolutely useless, and Andrew would crush a hummingbird in his fist for a nice pair of tennis shoes.

David Koresh is our lord and prophet, old people are good pack mules, and Andrew gets whipped with a wiggly carrot.

The Mariners, as always, blow their two point lead against the Orioles, and Ichiro once again proves himself worthless.

Also, Ian corrals Andrew's savage drunkenness, and talk of hunting pigeons, and sex offenders.

Episode #17, take two.

The Dalai Lama is a weirdo fathead, Noah's Ark: Flood of Blood, Hebrew tongue twisters, and calimocho? Delicious.

Everything you ever wanted to know about realdolls, This or That, and the Fake Real Fake news.

What Ian doesn't know about Orca Whales; Chuck E. Sleaze, an adult pizza funhouse; and Niger is GONE.

Look at that! It's my toenail!

A dog was deposited into my checking account, The Viking Bank will only pillage and rape your life, and Portugal powers all of their cars with Hulk Hogan's ripped up shirts.

It's our first prize giveaway contest! HOLY SHIT!

THE PRIZES:

1) 1992 Marvel hologram card of "The Thing" from the Fantastic Four. Comes in a lovely plastic case.

2) December 2007 issue of Wired magazine autographed by Ian and Andrew.

3) A game of Freeze Tag with Ian and Andrew.

HOW DO YOU WIN?

ANSWER: Email us at bwdpodcast@gmail.com and tell us why YOU most deserve these wonderful prizes. We'll pick the best answer and email you back. We can either mail the prizes to you, or, if you'd like to take us up on that game of Freeze Tag, we'll tell you where to meet us for said game of tag. HUZZAH!

GAZE UPON OUR BUSINESS CARDS! Gaze HARD.

An epic installment of "This or That", squirrel hunting, and fingernails all over the world have stopped growing. Impact: MINIMAL.

Also, Barack Obama is a 14-year-old Thai girl.

Work is inconvenient to my fun-time, Jade West in West Seattle makes me cream my corn, General Tso trivia, another episode of "This or That" (Andrew would rather marry an ugly dwarf than have a child with Down Syndrome), and much, MUCH more! Ha ha!

Ever let your imagination wander and find shapes in clouds? This guy does the same thing, but 9/11.