The Mariners, as always, blow their two point lead against the Orioles, and Ichiro once again proves himself worthless.

Also, Ian corrals Andrew's savage drunkenness, and talk of hunting pigeons, and sex offenders.

Episode #17, take two.

The Dalai Lama is a weirdo fathead, Noah's Ark: Flood of Blood, Hebrew tongue twisters, and calimocho? Delicious.

Everything you ever wanted to know about realdolls, This or That, and the Fake Real Fake news.

What Ian doesn't know about Orca Whales; Chuck E. Sleaze, an adult pizza funhouse; and Niger is GONE.