I will be known as The Cookie Monster, Prince is a sexual supervillian, Edward Kennedy has a brain tumorDUUuuuuuh, and so, so many of Ian's great ideas.

Furries are horrible people, is it illegal to kill thousands of grasshoppers?, and I have a fetish for exploding atomic bombs, don't judge my sexuality.

People who like maple bars do not have my respect; hot glueing dead animals' orifaces, add firecracker = animal bomb, Andrew tells many soul-killing puns, the head of the penis is shaped thatIcan'tevensayit.

Ian's loves dangerous cobra/chainsaw sex, if they smoke they poke, Sporklifts are absolutely useless, and Andrew would crush a hummingbird in his fist for a nice pair of tennis shoes.

David Koresh is our lord and prophet, old people are good pack mules, and Andrew gets whipped with a wiggly carrot.