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<title>BWDT #20: &#34;Who *hasn't* shown their wiener to a dog?&#34;</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>BWDT 15: &#34;What's the dog for? Pleasure?&#34;</title>
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<title>BWDT 14: &#34;Clear your britches and tie your shoes, it's time for the news.&#34;</title>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 13: Prize Giveaway #1! Listen for details.</title>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 12: &#34;Oh. It's the beastiality that bothers you? I hadn't thought of that.&#34;</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 9: Never molest a blabblermouth.</title>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 8: Horse on Man rape - Neigh means neigh!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Thanks oodles to Katie for lending us her iBook for recording. Couldn't have done it without you. <br/>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Trying to wrassle technical problems. Sorry for the hisssss.<br/>]]></description>
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<title>BWDT 6: &#34;How many chimps would it take to kill a rhino?&#34;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;">Obfuscate</span>: to make obscure or unclear.<br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold;">Catamite</span>: A darn pleasure.]]></description>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 5: &#34;Lincoln freed the slaves, but Harry Potter freed my imagination.&#34;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, but Harry Potter freed my imagination.Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, but Harry Potter freed my imagination.<br/>]]></description>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 4: &#34;How about a car that runs on gas and jealousy?&#34;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ian has many good ideas, like a restaurant called Dr. Soupy's, where no matter what you order from their robust Asian/Tex-Mex fusion menu, the waiter brings a heaping, piping hot bowl of soup and spills it on your lap.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 07:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 3: &#34;I want to crack open a delicious ram horn.&#34;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Fueled by Jolly Roger, Ian and Andrew create WAMU's new mascot, WAMU Willie! He destroys grandfather clocks and art with his ice skates.<br/><br/>Also, delicious ram horn meat.<br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 2: &#34;Moon Child!&#34;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ian and Andrew weird themselves out by going to The Never Ending Story at the Seattle Children's Theater. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>BWDT 1: &#34;I would sew myself into Natalie Portman's sofa.&#34;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ian and Andrew return to podcasting by strangling a St. Bernard to death with our bare hands, and sewing ourselves into Natalie Portman's sofa.<br/><br/>Ian's Timeless Nuggets of Wisdom:<br/>http://timelessnuggets.blogspot.com/<br/><br/>Renaissance Faire Review:<br/>http://ianandandrew.blogspot.com/<br/><br/><br/>]]></description>
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